Mitt Conceptions: For Romney Not Only Does Life Begin At Conception

His earliest childhood memories appearantly start at conception as well.

Mitt Romney regaled the crowd Thursday night with his recollections of the 1946 Automotive Golden Jubilee.

“I think my dad had a job like being the grand master or whatever of the 50th celebration of the automobile in Detroit. They painted Woodward Avenue with gold paint… my memory is a little foggy here…. so I was probably four or something like that, and had the cars go down Woodward Avenue. I know they still have the parade of cars every year.

The Jubilee was May 29 to June 9, 1946. Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947, so it is possible that he was conceived during the 1946 Automotive Golden Jubilee which would explain his foggy memories.